John: You're telling me to walk up to a homicidal robot and stab it in the back of the neck?
Nigel: Uh huh.
John: Great.

DNA can be isolated under a microscope, you know, hair color, eye color, height, weight, ethnicity. The fundamental basic data can be traced to individual chromosomes. But the soul, that is who we are. It is our passion, our pain. Why we laugh, why we cry. Why we strive to be better. DNA, it's the data, but the soul? It's the story. It is the essence of life.

Nigel Vaughn

I have been alive for over 200 years because I am a vampire.

Aidan

It's not our past that defines us. It's what we do now.

Dorian

Susanna, you got me. Waddya want me to say? I just want to know what it's like to have five years, ten, of a real life.

Aidan

Trying to get an answer out of you about your past is like playing whack-a-mole.

Kat

Zoe, I just got my ass kicked - I got clocked in the face! It’s sexy right?

Joel

[To Lavon] I knew after a month of being with you that you were the love of my life.

Annabeth

Think of the kleenex box cozies!

Tom

However, I hold the glitter gavel.

Cricket

You’re sweeter than a box of jelly donuts! Get outta’ here before I eat you up.

Wade

You ladies better get to the bank and get those singles… For the strippers.

Annabeth