Penelope, I really need to make it rain this weekend. Why? T...

Ted: Penelope, I really need to make it rain this weekend.
Penelope: Why?
Ted: There's this girl...
Penelope: There's this girl? You know, the traditional rain dance is a sacred prayer to nature. I don't think the Great Spirit looks too kindly on white dudes who co-opt it to get laid


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Ted Mosby
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 22: "Come On"
Show:
How I Met Your Mother
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How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 22 Quotes

Lily: So what's this big, beautiful, romantic gesture?
Ted: I am going to make her...a mix CD... No, I'm kidding. I got a plan

Penelope: Okay, crouch down and bend over a little bit.
Barney: Wow, it took 5 shots of tequila to get you in that position.
Penelope: I will throw you off this roof.
Barney: So much of your mom in you

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