Samantha: Personally, I love an uncircumcised dick. It's like a tootsie pop, hard on the outside with a delicious surprise on the inside.
Charlotte: It's not normal.
Carrie: Actually, something like eighty-five percent of men aren't circumcised.
Charlotte: Great. Now they're taking over the world.
Carrie: It's a penis, not Godzilla.