Lois: Peter, did you get a new buttocks?
Peter: I had to. My old one had a crack in it.


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Family Guy Season 2 Episode 17 Quotes

Guard: Excuse me sir, you can't park your van on the diving board.
Peter: That's not a van! That's my son

Lois: Jump in, sweetie! The turtle will protect you!
Stewie: I'm supposed to entrust my life to a turtle?! Nature's "D" student?