Apu: Poor Mister Homer. Could it be that my snack treats are responsible for his wretched health?
Customer: Give me some jerky.
Apu: Would you like some vodka with that?
Customer: Oh, what the hell, sure.


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Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 11: "Homer's Triple Bypass"
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The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 11 Quotes

The knee bone's connected to the something. The something's connected to the red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch... Uh oh.

Dr. Nick

Barney: If Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.
Homer: Barney, I'm not getting a sex change!