Kylie: Let's go. J.D.: Kylie, wait. I paid Steve fifty bucks and an I.O.U. for another hundred and twenty to fake a heart attack. I just-I really wanted tonight to go well. Kylie: Is there anything else? Danni: Adios, assface. J.D.: I had sex with her. A lot. Kylie: Why are you telling me this? J.D.: If I don't come clean now, whether it's a few weeks or months or years from now, I know it's gonna come back to haunt me and ruin us, and I don't want that. Kylie: I'm not looking for a project. J.D.: Yeah... I understand. It's... Kylie: So get it together. Now let's go get some coffee.