Two and a Half Men

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Remember that time we were on a Caribbean cruise with mom and we had our own cabin? It took us three days to realize she was on a different boat

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Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 2 Quotes

Alan: You missed Easter last year
Charlie: So that's how I woke up with a Cadbury egg melted in my shorts?
Alan: Sadly, no

Charlie: You're telling me that I've missed her coming and going every time?
Alan: To be fair you do have an erratic sleep schedule and that doesn't even count the blackouts