That 70's Show Season 1 Episode 14 Quotes

Red: You were screwing around. You backed into a hydrant. I can see the paint marks!
Eric: No! And by no I mean exactly. But it wasn't my fault sir, Kelso was giving me a...
Red: A what?
Eric: Kelso was giving me a purple-nurple. It's when you grab someone's nipple through their shirt and twist it really hard... until it becomes purple.

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Hyde: So what do you guys want to do?
Eric: We could walk to the Hub.
Hyde: Too far.
Eric: We could walk to...
Hyde: Too far.

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