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Ron is at the club hooking up with grenades, which is a bigger ugly chick, and land mines, which is a thinner ugly chick, and ... loving life.

The Situation

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Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

My bronzer is leaking off my face.

Snooki

[to Ronnie] Gym, tan, smush, huh?

Sammi