Joanna: (runs after Morgan) Oh, and by the way, you also have terrible bacne, a mild case of halitosis, and miniscule man-berries.
Morgan: I happen to be an avid cyclist!
Joanna: Teeny-tiny testes. We're talking smurf-sized!


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Character:
Joanna Frankel
Episode:
Eastwick Season 1 Episode 4: "Fleas and Casserole"
Show:
Eastwick
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Eastwick Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Penny: You wore a Vera Chang wedding dress?
Joanna: I couldn't afford Vera Wang.

(rambling to Morgan) Boy! I wish I could stay and chat, but unfortunately, I'm-- I'm very late... For work, not like, 'oops! I missed a period, late' which would be pretty impossible right now. Not-- not that I'm not having a lot of sex, I definitely am. Just, you know, safe sex-- safer sex.

Joanna