She gets dinner in Dixieland and laid. And I get mosquitoes and...

She gets dinner in Dixieland and laid. And I get mosquitoes and no beer and not laid. How could this get any... [alligator murmurs] LET ME FINISH... worse. You ruined it. You ruined the moment.

Archer

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Character:
Sterling Archer
Episode:
Archer Season 2 Episode 4: "Pipeline Fever"
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Archer
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Archer Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

His name's Gandalf and he's not a hippie?

Archer

Flight Attendant: Sir, can you please find your seat?
Archer: Uh yeah, it's right there. Can you go find some more hurricanes for me?

Archer Season 2 Episode 4

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