She's a municipal court judge, she teaches law at UCLA..... Oh...
Alan: She's a fascinating woman: she's a municipal court judge, she teaches law at UCLA.....
Charlie: Oh, man, you didn't tell me that!
Alan: Does that make a difference?
Charlie: Of course, it makes a big difference. The smarter the girl, the harder it is to blow smoke up her ass.
Alan: You know, I'm already regretting this.
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
- Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 3: "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
- Two and a Half Men
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- Eric Hochberger