She's got one of those wooden toilet seats. It'd be like going t...

She's got one of those wooden toilet seats. It'd be like going to the bathroom on Pinocchio's mouth.

Charlie

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Character:
Charlie Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 8: "Pinocchio's Mouth"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 8 Quotes

Alan: Oh, you poor guy, you have to drive 45 minutes to get laid.
Charlie: And 45 minutes to get back!

She's got one of those wooden toilet seats. It'd be like going to the bathroom on Pinocchio's mouth.

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