Berta: Show of hands—who spent their day pre-soaking the shorts of a kid who leaves more skid marks than a getaway car? [Berta raises her hand] That's what I thought. Now, if you ladies will excuse me. I have three buses to catch. [Berta leaves]
Charlie: I bet she catches them by hand


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Charlie Harper, Berta
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Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 16: "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
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Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 16 Quotes

Berta: Show of hands—who spent their day pre-soaking the shorts of a kid who leaves more skid marks than a getaway car? [Berta raises her hand] That's what I thought. Now, if you ladies will excuse me. I have three buses to catch. [Berta leaves]
Charlie: I bet she catches them by hand

Jake: Can I have some privacy, please?
Charlie: For what? You're eleven.
Jake: That's close to puberty