Popular 2 Broke Girls Quotes
You think this (clicking the fingers) is the sound that gets you service, I think thatÂ´s the sound that dries up my vagina.Max
Max: Your name is Bryce? Bryce Lee?
Mr Lee: Yes, I heard that name in One Tree Hill... good show.
Caroline: I may have enhanced my resume.
Max: Enhanced? What are we in? Paris?.
Caroline: I thought I was getting raped.
Max: ThatÂ´s not what rape feels like.
That girl is working harder than Stephen Hawking putting on a pair of cufflinks.Earl
Max: The apartment is two blocks away.
Caroline: Yes I know, two blocks and fifteen "hola chicas!" away.
Max: You took money from a homeless man?
Caroline: I prefer to think of Bob near the bridge as our first investor.
I don't cry. I sold my tear ducts to an organ bank for cash two years ago.Max
These shades belong down! From now on think of me as a vampire, without all the annoying marketing.Max
Caroline: You need to react when people cry
Max: I did! I rolled my eyes!
I do not light up. What you're seeing is probbably radiation from the summer I collected uranium tubes by the railroad tracks.Max
Hey, when you get a second, stop staring at my boobs.Max