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2-broke-girls

You think this (clicking the fingers) is the sound that gets you service, I think that´s the sound that dries up my vagina.

Max

Max: Your name is Bryce? Bryce Lee?
Mr Lee: Yes, I heard that name in One Tree Hill... good show.

Caroline: I may have enhanced my resume.
Max: Enhanced? What are we in? Paris?.

Caroline: I thought I was getting raped.
Max: That´s not what rape feels like.

That girl is working harder than Stephen Hawking putting on a pair of cufflinks.

Earl

Max: The apartment is two blocks away.
Caroline: Yes I know, two blocks and fifteen "hola chicas!" away.

Max: You took money from a homeless man?
Caroline: I prefer to think of Bob near the bridge as our first investor.

I don't cry. I sold my tear ducts to an organ bank for cash two years ago.

Max

Hey, when you get a second, stop staring at my boobs.

Max
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