Max: Come on, you ready to go?
Caroline: Do we have to? It's so hot outside! When did heat get so hot?

Stop fighting it, just give into it...why am I quoting a rapist?

Max

Let's get drunk in air-conditioning tomorrow!

Caroline

Those are not extensions!

Caroline

Skechers? How DARE you?

Caroline

We're shopping at the Goodwill? You led me to believe we were real shopping!

Caroline

Caroline: Sushi! I hope you like crabroll.
Max: I never had sushi.
Caroline: That doesn't even make sense.

You can't give hipsters a microphone, that's like throwing gasoline on a pretentious fire!

Max

Caroline: What am I gonna do without my bite-guard? My teeth don't know where to go.
Max: Maybe they should just backpack for a couple of years till they figure it out.

I went to the drugstore and bought an eight-dollar bite-guard which didn't fit my freaky Tim Burton mouth.

Caroline

Caroline: No sushi, no dentist? Who are you?
Max: A poor person.

Hey, when you get a second, stop staring at my boobs.

Max

2 Broke Girls Quotes

You think this (clicking the fingers) is the sound that gets you service, I think that´s the sound that dries up my vagina.

Max

Hey, when you get a second, stop staring at my boobs.

Max