Popular 2 Broke Girls Quotes
Max: Come on, you ready to go?
Caroline: Do we have to? It's so hot outside! When did heat get so hot?
Stop fighting it, just give into it...why am I quoting a rapist?
Max
Let's get drunk in air-conditioning tomorrow!
Caroline
Those are not extensions!
Caroline
Skechers? How DARE you?
Caroline
We're shopping at the Goodwill? You led me to believe we were real shopping!
Caroline
Caroline: Sushi! I hope you like crabroll.
Max: I never had sushi.
Caroline: That doesn't even make sense.
You can't give hipsters a microphone, that's like throwing gasoline on a pretentious fire!
Max
Caroline: What am I gonna do without my bite-guard? My teeth don't know where to go.
Max: Maybe they should just backpack for a couple of years till they figure it out.
I went to the drugstore and bought an eight-dollar bite-guard which didn't fit my freaky Tim Burton mouth.
Caroline
Caroline: No sushi, no dentist? Who are you?
Max: A poor person.
Hey, when you get a second, stop staring at my boobs.
Max