2 Broke Girls

2 Broke Girls "And the Broken Hearts" Quotes

Max: Roses from a man. I think I'm getting it. Is it wrong that I kind of want to sleep with your dad right now?
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Earl: Oh thank god it's you Han, I saw the wings and thought heaven was full of chunky Chinese cherubs and no jazz.
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Caroline: Your wings are adorable!
Han: Yes, but matching panties are suffocating the boys.
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David: So you're not here to return my Dartmouth T-shirt
Caroline: You gave that to me.
David: No I loaned it to you, I feel like I lost it in a custody battle, and now I'm a deadbeat dad.
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Max: Look at me gingerbread! If anything happens to him, I will staple your nutsack to that chair!
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Oleg: So no one can get you to come?
Sofi: Some people can get me to come, just not you.
Oleg: Hard to get, I like it.
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Sofi: Oh Earl, you make me smile. I wish we had black people in Poland when I was growing up.
Earl: Too bad, we would have really enjoyed segregation and Hitler.
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Caroline: Candy hearts. Here, hold out your hand, let's get our heart on.
Oleg: I'm way ahead of you.
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Han: I've made a special menu for tomorrow's Valentine's Day celebration
Caroline: Han, that's so romantic
Max: Romantic and wrong. This is "When Harry Met Sally" it's :When Harry Met Salmonella"
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