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Caroline: Max, you look so smart in that robe.
Max: Not that smart. I just found out you're supposed to wear clothes under this thing.

I passed! I got a B! Now my grade matches your boobs!

Max

I wasn't as nervous when I rated for the results of a Hep-C test. Then again, I didn't study for that one at all.

Max

You must be Caroline. You look just like the girls Max used to give wedgies to in the cafeteria

Mr. Huck

I started studying last night and on behalf of all white people, I would like to apologize for everything ever.

Max

Caroline: Invade your privacy? You shave your junk with the door open.
Max: So?
Caroline: To the apartment.

In private school, we never bent down to put our mouths on anything unless it had a yacht.

Caroline

The only thing I ever graduated from was a Scared Straight program, which is why I'm not gay anymore.

Max
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2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 24 Quotes

In private school, we never bent down to put our mouths on anything unless it had a yacht.

Caroline

The only thing I ever graduated from was a Scared Straight program, which is why I'm not gay anymore.

Max
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