2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 17: "And the Kosher Cupcakes" Quotes
Caroline: What about sex?
Sophie: Nobody does me better than me.
Oleg: Sofi has new man in her life. I'm so mad I can't see straight.
Max: I'm looking right at him and I don't see straight either.
Earl: Who is that?
Max: Sophie's new boyfriend.
Earl: And where is his boyfriend?
Max: You know I switched that Purell with KY.
Caroline: Please tell me you're kidding.
Max: Of course I' kidding, I can't afford lube; I just use my tears.
Caroline: Max seriously, don't mess with my hand sanitizer. I already caught "poverty" this year; I'm not catching the flu.