2 Broke Girls

2 Broke Girls "And the Pretty Problem" Quotes

Caroline: I'm not saying mob money, just saying we'd have a shop too if we had mob money
Max: Sshh! Keep it down, do you want to wake up with Chestnut's head in your vagina bed?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Caroline: What's happening with you? What's your problem with pretty?
Max: Don't wave your divas live hand at me!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Max: This used to be owned by this old Irish guy who had freckles on his penis. Sometimes he'd corner you and flash it, but then he'd always comp you with a free lotto ticket.
 • Rating: Unrated

Caroline: What's that you say? I can now afford the waxed floss again?
 • Rating: Unrated

Max: Trust me, you could use a little salsa in your white rice.
 • Rating: Unrated

Caroline: Where did you get the idea that I only date white guys? For your information, I once had a Spaniard in Monte Carlo.
Max: Isn't that the title of an Abba song?
 • Rating: Unrated

Johnny: What's Happening"?! Come on dude! You have a literature degree from NYU!
Caroline: I didn't mean to say that but when I get nervous my Rico Suave comes out
 • Rating: Unrated

Female customer: I don't know who you are or where you came from-"
Max: Neither do I.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Caroline: I know they're smart because they're the first people to order the Croque Monsieur as Croque Monsieur and not Crock Monster.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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