2 Broke Girls Quotes
Max is right. There are two things in life you cannot lose, a rent-controlled apartment and bladder control.Earl
As soon as they find out this Lester Donovan is no longer living there, the rent will get higher than Justin Bieber on a plane with his dad.Max
Max: I love our toilet lawn.
Caroline: It’s gross.
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Everybody, please! Han clearly just injured his vagina.Max
- Permalink: Everybody, please! Han clearly just injured his vagina.
Well, my high was catching a glimpse of a customer’s lacy g-string and my low was seeing his junk.Oleg
My high was finding a barrette in the bathroom and my low was imagining my life without it.Caroline
The only thing harder than building a business is finding love.Caroline
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What, you can’t light a couple’s head on fire without it being about your ex-boyfriend?Max
Caroline: Well there’s no line on this form for “downstairs eyebrow” so I’m just going to list it as “home office.”
Sophie: Yeah, well, I do work out of it.
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