2 Broke Girls

2 Broke Girls Quotes (Page 8)

Season 1 Episode 4: "And the Rich People Problems"

Max: This is the room that Oh-Em-Gee was designed for
 • Rating: Unrated

Max: Oh my God, you have a shoe rotisserie!
Caroline: I designed it. I call it my Ferris Heels.
Max: I'd judge you if that wasn't exactly what I'd call it if I had one.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Caroline: It says to sign in.
Max: Nicole Richie?
Caroline: I don't want anyone to know I was here.
 • Rating: Unrated

Caroline: Ok, there's bullet-proof glass with a bullet in it
 • Rating: Unrated

Caroline: No sushi, no dentist? Who are you?
Max: A poor person.
 • Rating: Unrated

Caroline: I went to the drugstore and bought an eight-dollar bite-guard which didn't fit my freaky Tim Burton mouth.
 • Rating: Unrated

Caroline: What am I gonna do without my bite-guard? My teeth don't know where to go.
Max: Maybe they should just backpack for a couple of years till they figure it out.
 • Rating: Unrated

Max: You can't give hipsters a microphone, that's like throwing gasoline on a pretentious fire!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Caroline: Sushi! I hope you like crabroll.
Max: I never had sushi.
Caroline: That doesn't even make sense.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 3: "And Strokes of Goodwill"

Caroline: We're shopping at the Goodwill? You led me to believe we were real shopping!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Caroline: Skechers? How DARE you?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Caroline: Those are not extensions!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Caroline: Let's get drunk in air-conditioning tomorrow!
 • Rating: Unrated

Max: Stop fighting it, just give into it...why am I quoting a rapist?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Max: Come on, you ready to go?
Caroline: Do we have to? It's so hot outside! When did heat get so hot?
 • Rating: Unrated

Max [about crying in Goodwill]: You go to France you eat snails, you come here you cry.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Max: I do not light up. What you're seeing is probbably radiation from the summer I collected uranium tubes by the railroad tracks.
 • Rating: Unrated

Caroline: You need to react when people cry
Max: I did! I rolled my eyes!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 2: "And The Break-Up Scene"

Max: These shades belong down! From now on think of me as a vampire, without all the annoying marketing.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Max: I don't cry. I sold my tear ducts to an organ bank for cash two years ago.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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