2 Broke Girls

2 Broke Girls Quotes (Page 9)

Season 1 Episode 2: "And The Break-Up Scene"

Max: You took money from a homeless man?
Caroline: I prefer to think of Bob near the bridge as our first investor.
 • Rating: Unrated

Max: The apartment is two blocks away.
Caroline: Yes I know, two blocks and fifteen "hola chicas!" away.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"

Earl: That girl is working harder than Stephen Hawking putting on a pair of cufflinks.
 • Rating: Unrated

Caroline: I thought I was getting raped.
Max: That´s not what rape feels like.
 • Rating: Unrated

Caroline: I may have enhanced my resume.
Max: Enhanced? What are we in? Paris?.
 • Rating: Unrated

Max: Your name is Bryce? Bryce Lee?
Mr Lee: Yes, I heard that name in One Tree Hill... good show.
 • Rating: Unrated

Max: You think this (clicking the fingers) is the sound that gets you service, I think that´s the sound that dries up my vagina.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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