2 Broke Girls Season 1 Quotes
Martha Stewart: I will taste it
Caroline: You will?
Martha Stewart: I like your entrepreneur drive. And I have a feeling it's the only way I'm getting out of here alive.
Max: slow down your heart.
Earl: Sorry I'm late, but if I run any faster cops tend to pull guns on me.
Get your cupcake on, because we are going to get BALLED!
Max
Earl: Why Johnny, if it isn't the famous street artist.
Johnny: I'm hardly famous.
Earl: I know, my comment was laced with sarcasm.
Don't exhale on me; your breath is like you went down on a brussel sprout.
Max
Oleg: I have a new town car service and slogan: "Lie back and I will ride you until you tell me to stop."
Just because there is snow on the roof, doesn't mean there is not swing in the sling
Earl
I will only have one, when I get a tummy, ladies call me Budha a rub me for luck.
Han
What are you in the league of extraordinarily pretentious gentlemen?
Max
Steampunk! I remember that fad, it lasted for about 10 minutes back in two-thousand-and-are you kidding me?
Max
Max: Wait, you've never kissed her?
Oleg: Not on the lips of her face. But that day will come.
Caroline: Sometime you do something you're not comfortable with. It's how you grow.
Max: No, it's how you get a ride home from a kegger in the woods.
