Favorite 30 Rock Quotes
There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!
Liz
Who said I've been alive forever?
Kenneth
Oh, oh Ken ... we may have fallen into the intellectual deep end here. And if you try to grab on to me, we'll both drown.
Tracy
[on NBC spending] Yes and no. Yes it happened and no, it didn't not happen.
Jack
Put the mimosa down, BITCH!
Will Ferrell
One time I laughed at a blind guy eating spaghetti! Sometimes I pee in the shower if I'm really tired! I saw my grandparents making love once and I didn't leave right away!
Liz
I am Silas Merrymount Peppercorn. This is my wife... Moronica.
Kenneth
Those sites are for horny married chicks with kids who want to exchange pervy e-mails with their old high school boyfriends.
Liz
How dare you say such things so close to the statue of Santa Lucia, patron saint of judgmental statues!
Elisa
[to Liz] Top front? Good lord, Lemon, that's your worst quadrant.
Jack
Jack [reading Kabletown]: Assatar? The Lovely Boners? The Hind Side? Fresh-Ass: Based on the Novel "Tush" by Assfire?
Liz: Cross-promotional... deal mechanics... revenue streams... jargon... synergy.
Jack: That's the best presentation I've ever heard.
