Hobo: Get out of my home!
Liz: Sorry recurring hobos.

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• Added: April 22, 2011

Do tv, and no one will ever take you seriously again.

Jack

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• Added: April 22, 2011

Do you have any idea how much paper work I'd have to do if you shot Kenneth?

Jack

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• Added: April 22, 2011

Hey hands off the jacket. It's from A'mare Stoudemire's evening wear collection.

Dennis

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• Added: April 22, 2011

Jenna are you pregnant? How? Did you go swimming in a public pool?

Dr. Spaceman

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• Added: April 22, 2011

Jack: Why are you both wearing tuxedos?
Sideways Jack and Past Jack: It's after six, what are we farmers?

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• Added: April 22, 2011

I'm still smart enough to know that I'll never do better than you Liz Lemon, cause you're a cook in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen.

Dennis

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• Added: April 22, 2011

That's crazy. A man named Elia. That's a giraffe's name!

Tracy

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• Added: April 22, 2011

Jenna: You're back!
Tracy: Yeah and this is my front. Thanks for setting me up with another classic quote.

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• Added: April 22, 2011

Tracy Jordan I am taking you to a strip club.

Liz

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• Added: April 22, 2011