[to Liz] Was describing your sandwich in detail necessary to our understanding of what happened?

Tracy

My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.

Liz

Pete: Happy?
Liz: No, not since I was a child.

The more people you add, the less effective it is. Like a neighborhood dad garage band.

Pete

You know my fontanelle never closed!

Liz

[on bed bugs] Looks like you got a bad case of the chew-daddies. Ozark kisses? The woodsman's companion?

Kenneth

It's going to be a disaster! Like Katrina! Do you remember Katrina, that crazy girl from hair and make-up?

Jenna

Liz: Sorry I'm not a robot!
Jack: We all are.

Liz, I need to speak with you. Beat it, Grizz or Dot com.

Jenna
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