30 Rock Season 4 Episode 5: "Audition Day" Quotes
[to Liz] Was describing your sandwich in detail necessary to our understanding of what happened?
Tracy
My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.
Liz
Pete: Happy?
Liz: No, not since I was a child.
The more people you add, the less effective it is. Like a neighborhood dad garage band.
Pete
You know my fontanelle never closed!
Liz
[on bed bugs] Looks like you got a bad case of the chew-daddies. Ozark kisses? The woodsman's companion?
Kenneth
It's going to be a disaster! Like Katrina! Do you remember Katrina, that crazy girl from hair and make-up?
Jenna
Liz: Sorry I'm not a robot!
Jack: We all are.
Liz, I need to speak with you. Beat it, Grizz or Dot com.
Jenna
In my defense, I didn't know that Cathy Geiss was going to finish her song by taking off her underpants.
Liz
Black people, I know I've said a lot of terrible things about you in print, but I come here today on a mission of peace.
Jenna
Jack: I say we hire the one who lives by the code of the robot: Care. Love. Live.
