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[to Liz] Was describing your sandwich in detail necessary to our understanding of what happened?

Tracy

My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.

Liz

Pete: Happy?
Liz: No, not since I was a child.

The more people you add, the less effective it is. Like a neighborhood dad garage band.

Pete

You know my fontanelle never closed!

Liz

[on bed bugs] Looks like you got a bad case of the chew-daddies. Ozark kisses? The woodsman's companion?

Kenneth

It's going to be a disaster! Like Katrina! Do you remember Katrina, that crazy girl from hair and make-up?

Jenna

Liz: Sorry I'm not a robot!
Jack: We all are.

Liz, I need to speak with you. Beat it, Grizz or Dot com.

Jenna

In my defense, I didn't know that Cathy Geiss was going to finish her song by taking off her underpants.

Liz

Black people, I know I've said a lot of terrible things about you in print, but I come here today on a mission of peace.

Jenna

Jack: I say we hire the one who lives by the code of the robot: Care. Love. Live.

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30 Rock Season 4 Episode 5 Quotes

I don't have bed bugs, Kenneth. I went to Princeton.

Jack

For my first character, I'd like to do a janitor who has finally had enough and stabs everyone.

Janitor