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Tracy: [to Liz] Was describing your sandwich in detail necessary to our understanding of what happened?
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Liz: My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.
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Pete: Happy?
Liz: No, not since I was a child.
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Pete: The more people you add, the less effective it is. Like a neighborhood dad garage band.
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Liz: You know my fontanelle never closed!
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Kenneth: [on bed bugs] Looks like you got a bad case of the chew-daddies. Ozark kisses? The woodsman's companion?
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Jenna: It's going to be a disaster! Like Katrina! Do you remember Katrina, that crazy girl from hair and make-up?
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Liz: Sorry I'm not a robot!
Jack: We all are.
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Jenna: Liz, I need to speak with you. Beat it, Grizz or Dot com.
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Liz: In my defense, I didn't know that Cathy Geiss was going to finish her song by taking off her underpants.
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