It's like the thing I said in another movie I made, compromises are for lesser souls. Die werewolf zombie.


You are going to win, and when you do I'll be furious. Like waking up next to Rob Schneider furious.


Sabotage? But I'm the one who does that to me.


My generation never votes. It interferes with talking about ourselves all the time.


I believe that our founding fathers had it right. We need to get back to their America. No paved roads, rum used as an anesthetic, legalize slavery.


I know it's not a house, but I sleep there!


Jack: Those jeans make you look like a Mexican sports reporter.
Liz: Thank you Jack.

Liz: I don't know which of you to be more disappointed in.
Jenna: Me silly. I'm more aware of what I'm doing.

I trust award shows...they tell me how much to care about different dead people.

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