And I will say yes when Paul proposes...that we make a sex tape and leak it on the internet.

Jenna

What is Senor Mexico saying? Stop keeping me out the loop!

Tracy

Tracy: Hey! What was that sound? It was opportunity knocking.
Jack: No one knocked, you just barged in.

30 Rock Season 5 Episode 9 Quotes

I believe that when you have a problem, you talk it over with your priest, or your tailor, or the mute elevator porter at your men's club. Then you take that problem and you crush it with your mind vice. But for lesser beings, like curly haired men and people who need glasses, therapy can help.

Jack

What is Senor Mexico saying? Stop keeping me out the loop!

Tracy