That is actually MY thoughtful window staring place. Visitors can go over here.

Jack

Don't worry about getting to your point. I am going to live forever.

Jack

"I'm been a G.E. man for 30 years. And a G.E woman for one week of corporate espionage on Revlon."

Jack

You know my uncle was a tinkerer... until the FBI shot him.

Kenneth

Jenna: I'm the hot blonde...
Tracy: And I'm the nerd who takes off his glasses and everyone realizes he's handsome.

Jack: Lemon that's the smartest thing you've ever said.
Liz: Really? What about three years ago when I said there should be more tv shows about cake?

College wasn't that fun Jack. Sure, the first two weeks are nice.

Liz

Liz: I always forget you used to be poor.
Jack: Thank you.

Your boos are not scaring me. I know most of you are not ghosts.

Tracy
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