30 Rock "College" Quotes
Jack: That is actually MY thoughtful window staring place. Visitors can go over here.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Don't worry about getting to your point. I am going to live forever.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: "I'm been a G.E. man for 30 years. And a G.E woman for one week of corporate espionage on Revlon."
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Kenneth: You know my uncle was a tinkerer... until the FBI shot him.
• Rating: Unrated
Jenna: I'm the hot blonde...
Tracy: And I'm the nerd who takes off his glasses and everyone realizes he's handsome.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Lemon that's the smartest thing you've ever said.
Liz: Really? What about three years ago when I said there should be more tv shows about cake?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: College wasn't that fun Jack. Sure, the first two weeks are nice.
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: I always forget you used to be poor.
Jack: Thank you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: Your boos are not scaring me. I know most of you are not ghosts.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jenna: Liz women wearing men's watches is so over. The new thing is to get an Adam's Apple.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10