30 Rock Season 3 Episode 17: "Cutbacks" Quotes
You know how you told Tracy not to go into your bedroom? Well, naturally, we assumed you were a serial killer, and as you can imagine, your bird is dead.Jenna
Your writer's room is now the headquarters for Telemundo's coverage of World Cup soccer qualifying.Jack
I'm sorry to use my barn voice, but I'm riled up!Tracy
Oh no, Kenneth's a killer, and the Riddler is coming!Tracy
Sometimes sexual bartering works. Salome, Mata Hari, Deborah Norville.Jack
I want to keep making prank phone calls to people like Seattle's Richard Sackmuncher.Liz
We're in final negotiations to provide exclusive content to America's jails!Liz
Yes, the rest of us talked about it last night at Finnegan's, the bar we go to after work. In my dreams.Kenneth
I feel like I'm in The Pelican Brief. Do I already know too much?Kenneth
Jack: [to Kenneth] You'll do fine as long as you follow my Three Ds: Discretion, Docility, and Don't Use My Bathroom.
I put on a live hour show every week - unless there's wrestling. I'm on it.Liz
Jack: The days of your wild coke parties are over.
Liz: Well, if by coke you mean soda.
Jack: I do.