Jenna: You know how you told Tracy not to go into your bedroom? Well, naturally, we assumed you were a serial killer, and as you can imagine, your bird is dead.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jack: Your writer's room is now the headquarters for Telemundo's coverage of World Cup soccer qualifying.
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Tracy: I'm sorry to use my barn voice, but I'm riled up!
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Tracy: Oh no, Kenneth's a killer, and the Riddler is coming!
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Jack: Sometimes sexual bartering works. Salome, Mata Hari, Deborah Norville.
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Liz: I want to keep making prank phone calls to people like Seattle's Richard Sackmuncher.
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Liz: We're in final negotiations to provide exclusive content to America's jails!
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Kenneth: Yes, the rest of us talked about it last night at Finnegan's, the bar we go to after work. In my dreams.
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Kenneth: I feel like I'm in The Pelican Brief. Do I already know too much?
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Jack: [to Kenneth] You'll do fine as long as you follow my Three Ds: Discretion, Docility, and Don't Use My Bathroom.
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