30 Rock Season 6 Episode 1: "Dance Like Nobody's Watching" Quotes
Emma that was pretty good. You were trying to get me to commit suicide, right?
Jenna
Next week Jay-Z was going to do a duet with one of the spinning chairs from The Voice, and the chair just pulled out.
Jack
You don't have a little rat face, you opposite of a turd with eyes.
Jenna
Jenna: How do nice people dress?
Tracy: Socks on their hands, no belt, roller skates.
Maybe we could make even more money by pretending to be nice. I mean, look at Betty White.
Jack
From now on everyone has to refer to me as the Gentleman Formerly Known as Rectum.
Tracy
Even if you could sing, with that face, it would be like eating a steak that just came out of a dumpster.
Jenna
This thing's a real cash cow, unlike Cash Cow, the NBC spinoff of Cash Cab. You try riding a cow through midtown Manhattan, Lemon. The animal will panic.
Jack
Liz: You're a 42 year old man.
Tracy: No I'm not. I took a real age test. It said I'm dead.
Is the sky blue? Well, until tomorrow, when it will be on fire.
Kenneth
I'm sorry I won't be seeing you in heaven Mr. Spurlock, but on the bright side, black hell does have a juke box.
Kenneth
Kenneth: I get to go to heaven and receive my reward: 72 virgin, margaritas. Hold the salt.
