Emma that was pretty good. You were trying to get me to commit suicide, right?

Jenna

Next week Jay-Z was going to do a duet with one of the spinning chairs from The Voice, and the chair just pulled out.

Jack

You don't have a little rat face, you opposite of a turd with eyes.

Jenna

Jenna: How do nice people dress?
Tracy: Socks on their hands, no belt, roller skates.

Maybe we could make even more money by pretending to be nice. I mean, look at Betty White.

Jack

From now on everyone has to refer to me as the Gentleman Formerly Known as Rectum.

Tracy

Even if you could sing, with that face, it would be like eating a steak that just came out of a dumpster.

Jenna

This thing's a real cash cow, unlike Cash Cow, the NBC spinoff of Cash Cab. You try riding a cow through midtown Manhattan, Lemon. The animal will panic.

Jack

Liz: You're a 42 year old man.
Tracy: No I'm not. I took a real age test. It said I'm dead.

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