30 Rock "Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001" Quotes
Tracy: We're lucky people laugh when I stay stuff.
• Rating: 3.3 / 5.0
Liz: [to Jack] This is how I cry now since you made me get that off-brand eye surgery!
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Jenna: I probably shouldn't tell you this, but I've always wondered why you guys just don't take the door off its hinges.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: Kenneth's been out there for an hour telling cleaned-up Garrison Keillor stories.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: If this show doesn't work, I might as well let Banks do one of his gay home-invasion fantasies on me.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Tracy: How could five of the world's most popular musical styles played at the same time sound so bad?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Devin Banks: FEMA paid for these flowers ... because this show is going to be a disaster!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Pete: [to Liz] OK, smile ... with your mouth ... wave ... like a human being!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: I get it, treat her like the New York Times treats its readers!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: [to Angie] OK, I'll be in touch. You still use your Hotmail account?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 21
