We're lucky people laugh when I stay stuff.

Tracy

[to Jack] This is how I cry now since you made me get that off-brand eye surgery!

Liz

I probably shouldn't tell you this, but I've always wondered why you guys just don't take the door off its hinges.

Jenna

Kenneth's been out there for an hour telling cleaned-up Garrison Keillor stories.

Jack

If this show doesn't work, I might as well let Banks do one of his gay home-invasion fantasies on me.

Jack

How could five of the world's most popular musical styles played at the same time sound so bad?

Tracy

FEMA paid for these flowers ... because this show is going to be a disaster!

Devin Banks

[to Liz] OK, smile ... with your mouth ... wave ... like a human being!

Pete

I get it, treat her like the New York Times treats its readers!

Jack
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