30 Rock Season 5 Episode 14: "Double-Edged Sword" Quotes
Oh my god, where are my manners? Do you wanna try meth?
Asian Gang Member
You don't know the meaning of the word scared. And I know 'cause I've looked it up for you a dozen times.
Kenneth
We Hornbergers are famous cowards. On D-Day, my grandfather wore a German uniform under his American one...just in case.
Pete
Yes my daughter is Canadien-American, but I'm going to treat her just like a human baby.
Jack
Carol: I will waste you!
Liz: You'll have to go through this old bastard first.
Liz: And you're no better Carol. You built that bookshelf incorrectly.
Carol: I did not. I wanted the books to slide off.
Pete: You ever hear of the Peter Principle?
Tracy: Yes! Just now.
Cornell Commencement address? Sorry but Tracy Jordan doesn't do safety schools.
Tracy
Those potato chip bags are designed to be opened in flight. You open 'em at sea level, somebody could be killed.
Carol
Maybe you just wanna fly the plane yourself. Well good luck pressing take off, then auto pilot, then land.
Carol
You wanna know a little pilot secret, besides the fact we get a discount a Sunglass Hut?
Carol
Bellboy: What is so bad about being Canadian?
Jack: Your milk comes in bags...bags.
Avery: Your pavilion at Epcot doesn't have a ride!
