30 Rock

30 Rock "Double-Edged Sword" Quotes

Asian Gang Member: Oh my god, where are my manners? Do you wanna try meth?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: You don't know the meaning of the word scared. And I know 'cause I've looked it up for you a dozen times.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Pete: We Hornbergers are famous cowards. On D-Day, my grandfather wore a German uniform under his American one...just in case.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jack: Yes my daughter is Canadien-American, but I'm going to treat her just like a human baby.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Carol: I will waste you!
Liz: You'll have to go through this old bastard first.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: And you're no better Carol. You built that bookshelf incorrectly.
Carol: I did not. I wanted the books to slide off.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Pete: You ever hear of the Peter Principle?
Tracy: Yes! Just now.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Cornell Commencement address? Sorry but Tracy Jordan doesn't do safety schools.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Carol: Those potato chip bags are designed to be opened in flight. You open 'em at sea level, somebody could be killed.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Carol: Maybe you just wanna fly the plane yourself. Well good luck pressing take off, then auto pilot, then land.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

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