Oh my god, where are my manners? Do you wanna try meth?

Asian Gang Member

You don't know the meaning of the word scared. And I know 'cause I've looked it up for you a dozen times.

Kenneth

We Hornbergers are famous cowards. On D-Day, my grandfather wore a German uniform under his American one...just in case.

Pete

Yes my daughter is Canadien-American, but I'm going to treat her just like a human baby.

Jack

Carol: I will waste you!
Liz: You'll have to go through this old bastard first.

Liz: And you're no better Carol. You built that bookshelf incorrectly.
Carol: I did not. I wanted the books to slide off.

Pete: You ever hear of the Peter Principle?
Tracy: Yes! Just now.

Cornell Commencement address? Sorry but Tracy Jordan doesn't do safety schools.

Tracy

Those potato chip bags are designed to be opened in flight. You open 'em at sea level, somebody could be killed.

Carol
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