30 Rock Season 6 Episode 13: "Grandmentor" Quotes
Let's set aside how idiotic that plan was, and imagine a world where it actually worked!Jack Donaghy
You think I'm stupid...just because my college got tipped over by those Miami Heat fans?Jenna
Liz: The male gaze.
Hazel: Yeah, they're all a bunch of gays.
Do not write another sketch with Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. No one knows who Krang is. It would be a waste of time to talk about Krang on television.Liz
Hazel: What's your problem?
Kenneth: Oh my well, my parents were technically brothers...
Hazel: Kenneth, can I speak with you?
Kenneth: Can you? You just did.
I thought you said a man should never wear pastel unless he's a black guy on Easter?Liz