30 Rock

30 Rock "Hard Ball" Quotes (Page 2)

Cerie: These sunglasses have a chip in them that makes the lenses change color as my iPod loses power!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Wow, this is an... honor. I have a friend who is number four on Maxim's list of "The Sexiest Women in Comedy."
Jenna: Thanks. At first I was mad that Jessica Simpson was ahead of me, but then I saw The Dukes of Hazzard. Funny!
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: Remember that e-mail we got from those Nigerians who need our help getting that money out of Africa? We did it! I got the check today.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Liz: And by the way, what kind of a moron calls in sick and then comes to work to have a meeting?
Josh: I get an NBC discount here.
Liz: Idiot!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: Second of all, if the president is so serious about the war on terror, why doesn't he hunt down and capture Barack Obama before he strikes again?
 • Rating: Unrated

Dot Com: Yo, Kenneth, we need to talk now.
Kenneth: Oh, I've had this conversation before. You're marrying my mom, aren't you?
 • Rating: Unrated

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