I hate people too.

Liz

Jenna: Let's Lez!
Liz: No, I meant a book club or something.

[on Soledad O'Brien] I wipe the floor with that bitch!

Avery

I'm going to have to depart. On time. I'm a pilot.

Carroll

Well, you were engaged, apparently you hate Buzz Aldrin, foot problem, and we're going to spend the rest of our lives together.

Carroll

Wesley: There's only one Wesley Snipes in this world.
Liz: You know, there isn't.

Like Carroll O'Connor, from Nick at Nite!

Cerie

Your behavior as a fiancee has been as weak as American tea. There, I said it.

Wesley

No, he's just a groomsman ... and a Somali pirate. Careful!

Liz

[on L.A.] Everyone there smiles creepily, all the time. And that's sort of my thing.

Kenneth

You can't force the fate, you just have to let it wash over you like a spray tan that won't take because your skin is too oily.

Liz

Let's meet up later and smoke some drug cigarettes!

Kenneth

30 Rock Season 4 Episode 22 Quotes

This is my dream come true! And to hear it from my best friend comma Bald category.

Kenneth

[to Jack] You look like a gay mortician in that suit.

Nancy