30 Rock

30 Rock "I Do Do" Quotes

Liz: I hate people too.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Let's Lez!
Liz: No, I meant a book club or something.
 • Rating: Unrated

Avery: [on Soledad O'Brien] I wipe the floor with that bitch!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carroll: I'm going to have to depart. On time. I'm a pilot.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carroll: Well, you were engaged, apparently you hate Buzz Aldrin, foot problem, and we're going to spend the rest of our lives together.
 • Rating: Unrated

Wesley: There's only one Wesley Snipes in this world.
Liz: You know, there isn't.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cerie: Like Carroll O'Connor, from Nick at Nite!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wesley: Your behavior as a fiancee has been as weak as American tea. There, I said it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: No, he's just a groomsman ... and a Somali pirate. Careful!
 • Rating: Unrated

Kenneth: [on L.A.] Everyone there smiles creepily, all the time. And that's sort of my thing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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