30 Rock

30 Rock "I Do Do" Quotes (Page 2)

Liz: You can't force the fate, you just have to let it wash over you like a spray tan that won't take because your skin is too oily.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: Let's meet up later and smoke some drug cigarettes!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carroll: [about Sully] You know what a great pilot would have done? Not hit the birds. That's what I do every day, not hit birds. Where's my ticket to the Grammys?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Yes, I wrote that! I write all the Fart Doctors!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: I know. People wear flip flops to church, and the NBA tattoo situation is out of control.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: You can't delude yourself into thinking you can combine them into one perfect woman, like a Smore you can take a shower with.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: Do a sloppy job and they'll leave you alone. That's how I got out of foreplay with Angie ... and my taxes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wesley: Our minds are already one, as our bodies soon shall be.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: Fidelity, Paul. It's not just the name of a bank that sued me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: [to Nancy] I wanna take naps with you. I wanna watch you watching hockey. I wanna find long red strands of hair in my overcooked pot roast.
 • Rating: Unrated

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