30 Rock "It's Never Too Late for Now" Quotes
Dot Com: You had to sign your crime didn't you?
Grizz: You're the one who gave me those Monk DVDs.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: I can see someone got to first base, which is what I consider sex with a stranger.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: My heart's pounding like I'm watching Oprah's farewell season.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jenna: Yes, if you don't like it you can leave. This isn't Eric Roberts' teepee.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Lemon you just had a structural, analytic insight. Professor Widmer would've given you a good job spanking.
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Liz: I'm sorry is that another magazine about meetings?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jenna: I didn't give up when Eric Roberts abandoned me in the desert and I won't now.
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Liz: Why are you talking so fast?
Jenna: Because I'm upset. Also I've been taking these new Czechoslovakian organ slimming pills. They contain a little bit of meth, which is something my body needs anyway.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: Watch this. I can fit Emily Dickinson's whole head in my mouth
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: How many times does a woman meet Mr. Right? I've had three chances; Floyd, then Carol, and I was once in an elevator with Tom Brokaw, and I blew all three...opportunities
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10
