Well it was off for awhile because my fiance was on his dad's yacht and got captured by pirates, but now, thanks to the A-Team, he's back.

Cerie

And don't worry, I have a job for me at Fox ... woods.

First of all, the secret service never gave me back my t-shirt cannon.

Tracy

Honestly, these immigrants have a tough life, no health care, and I kind of just thought he'd die before it became a thing.

Jack

Tonight's going to be different! There's going to be booze, and a karaoke machine, and that Black Eyed Peas song they wrote for bar mitzvahs!

Liz

You don't want to mess with that stuff, Liz. Ice has caused a lot of ODs in the porn community.

Jenna

Just because he'd run away and cause traffic accidents and impregnate neighbors' horses. He's trapped here just like me!

Tracy

In my defense, every April 22nd I honor Richard Nixon's death by getting drunk and making some unpopular decisions.

Jack

Does that mean you're coming to my cabaret?

Jonathan

There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!

Liz

The bridesmaids are you guys, Andy Roddick's wife, my Dutch cousins, and Penelope Cruz's hotter sister Monica.

Cerie
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30 Rock Season 4 Episode 18 Quotes

There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!

Liz

The bridesmaids are you guys, Andy Roddick's wife, my Dutch cousins, and Penelope Cruz's hotter sister Monica.

Cerie
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