30 Rock

30 Rock "Khonani" Quotes

Cerie: Well it was off for awhile because my fiance was on his dad's yacht and got captured by pirates, but now, thanks to the A-Team, he's back.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Khonani: And don't worry, I have a job for me at Fox ... woods.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: First of all, the secret service never gave me back my t-shirt cannon.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jack: Honestly, these immigrants have a tough life, no health care, and I kind of just thought he'd die before it became a thing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Tonight's going to be different! There's going to be booze, and a karaoke machine, and that Black Eyed Peas song they wrote for bar mitzvahs!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: You don't want to mess with that stuff, Liz. Ice has caused a lot of ODs in the porn community.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Just because he'd run away and cause traffic accidents and impregnate neighbors' horses. He's trapped here just like me!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: In my defense, every April 22nd I honor Richard Nixon's death by getting drunk and making some unpopular decisions.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Jonathan: Does that mean you're coming to my cabaret?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Liz: There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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