30 Rock "Kidney Now!" Quotes (Page 2)
Liz: Nope, your fiance's gay. Look at him. Pure case of fruit blindness.
• Rating: Unrated
Kenneth: Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Jack: Since Giuliani left it's getting harder to harvest hobo organs.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Professor Milton Green, who's working on a three volume biography of Jimmy Carter, and if I give him a kidney he might, just might, live long enough to finish it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: There's no such thing as bisexual. That's just something invented in the 90s so they could sell more hair products.
• Rating: 3.3 / 5.0
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