Since Giuliani left it's getting harder to harvest hobo organs.

Jack

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• Added: May 25, 2009

Professor Milton Green, who's working on a three volume biography of Jimmy Carter, and if I give him a kidney he might, just might, live long enough to finish it.

Jack

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There's no such thing as bisexual. That's just something invented in the 90s so they could sell more hair products.

Liz

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