Liz: Nope, your fiance's gay. Look at him. Pure case of fruit blindness.
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Kenneth: Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament.
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Jack: Since Giuliani left it's getting harder to harvest hobo organs.
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Jack: Professor Milton Green, who's working on a three volume biography of Jimmy Carter, and if I give him a kidney he might, just might, live long enough to finish it.
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Liz: There's no such thing as bisexual. That's just something invented in the 90s so they could sell more hair products.
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Kenneth: Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament.
• Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jack: Since Giuliani left it's getting harder to harvest hobo organs.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jack: Professor Milton Green, who's working on a three volume biography of Jimmy Carter, and if I give him a kidney he might, just might, live long enough to finish it.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Liz: There's no such thing as bisexual. That's just something invented in the 90s so they could sell more hair products.
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