30 Rock Season 4 Episode 9: "Klaus and Greta" Quotes
Objects are made by men, and used for many purposes... but we never... love... objects.James Franco
Before you got here, were you an air scientist? Because your ass blah blah blah, you get the point.Tracy
[to Jack] Fort Myers and Cincinnati. Didn't you learn your airport codes in high school?Kenneth
E-mailing images to address book? What is wrong with me?!?Kenneth
Kenneth: Albino monk!
Jack: That's a mirror, Kenneth.
Sorry, sir, that happens sometimes when I unhinge my pelvis.Kenneth
Liz, I am happy. All this attention, getting my picture taken, having ice cold diarrhea from drinking too much Jamba Juice.Jenna
You don't know that thing I'm sleeping in isn't working.Jenna
They're calling us 'James,' which is a combination of 'Jenna' and 'James.'Jenna
I know it's a girl, Liz Lemon, because I yelled out 'Susan B. Anthony' at the moment of conception.Tracy
Nope, that's a serial killer. Just get in a cab, I'll pay for it.Liz
What better place to be, now that I'm a homo. Wait, is that the one we call ourselves?Randy