Objects are made by men, and used for many purposes... but we never... love... objects.

James Franco

Before you got here, were you an air scientist? Because your ass blah blah blah, you get the point.

Tracy

[to Jack] Fort Myers and Cincinnati. Didn't you learn your airport codes in high school?

Kenneth

E-mailing images to address book? What is wrong with me?!?

Kenneth

Kenneth: Albino monk!
Jack: That's a mirror, Kenneth.

Sorry, sir, that happens sometimes when I unhinge my pelvis.

Kenneth

Liz, I am happy. All this attention, getting my picture taken, having ice cold diarrhea from drinking too much Jamba Juice.

Jenna

You don't know that thing I'm sleeping in isn't working.

Jenna

They're calling us 'James,' which is a combination of 'Jenna' and 'James.'

Jenna
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