Objects are made by men, and used for many purposes... but we never... love... objects.

James Franco

Before you got here, were you an air scientist? Because your ass blah blah blah, you get the point.

Tracy

[to Jack] Fort Myers and Cincinnati. Didn't you learn your airport codes in high school?

Kenneth

E-mailing images to address book? What is wrong with me?!?

Kenneth

Kenneth: Albino monk!
Jack: That's a mirror, Kenneth.

Sorry, sir, that happens sometimes when I unhinge my pelvis.

Kenneth

Liz, I am happy. All this attention, getting my picture taken, having ice cold diarrhea from drinking too much Jamba Juice.

Jenna

You don't know that thing I'm sleeping in isn't working.

Jenna

They're calling us 'James,' which is a combination of 'Jenna' and 'James.'

Jenna

I know it's a girl, Liz Lemon, because I yelled out 'Susan B. Anthony' at the moment of conception.

Tracy

Nope, that's a serial killer. Just get in a cab, I'll pay for it.

Liz

What better place to be, now that I'm a homo. Wait, is that the one we call ourselves?

Randy
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30 Rock Season 4 Episode 9 Quotes

[forgetting what floor he works on] Six! I knew it was a character from Blossom, but I couldn't find the Joey Russo button.

Tracy

The local station edited Will & Grace so much that it was just called Karen.

Randy
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