30 Rock

30 Rock "Klaus and Greta" Quotes

James Franco: Objects are made by men, and used for many purposes... but we never... love... objects.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Tracy: Before you got here, were you an air scientist? Because your ass blah blah blah, you get the point.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Kenneth: [to Jack] Fort Myers and Cincinnati. Didn't you learn your airport codes in high school?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: E-mailing images to address book? What is wrong with me?!?
 • Rating: Unrated

Kenneth: Albino monk!
Jack: That's a mirror, Kenneth.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Kenneth: Sorry, sir, that happens sometimes when I unhinge my pelvis.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Liz, I am happy. All this attention, getting my picture taken, having ice cold diarrhea from drinking too much Jamba Juice.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: You don't know that thing I'm sleeping in isn't working.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: They're calling us 'James,' which is a combination of 'Jenna' and 'James.'
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Tracy: I know it's a girl, Liz Lemon, because I yelled out 'Susan B. Anthony' at the moment of conception.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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