30 Rock Season 4 Episode 9: "Klaus and Greta" Quotes
Lemoned? That's not a thing people are saying now, is it?
Liz
As a frequent receiver of drunk messages, they are not cute. Even when they're from Liz.
Cerie
They're probably having beach sex. Which is the third best sex after elevator and White House.
Jack
The last thing I remember is going into a closet and changing clothes with Bob Ballard.
Jack
Jenna: [on fake-dating James] Do you believe they came to me before Aida from Real World: Cancun?
[forgetting what floor he works on] Six! I knew it was a character from Blossom, but I couldn't find the Joey Russo button.
Tracy
The local station edited Will & Grace so much that it was just called Karen.
Randy