30 Rock

30 Rock "Mazel Tov Dummies!" Quotes

Dennis: Mazel tov, dummies. Liz you're Jewish right?
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Jack: I coined the phrase "You wish, pal!"
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Jenna: Two thousand dollars Jack? I've stolen more than that from my cleaning lady's purse.
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Dr. Spaceman: The money I've made off your health problems has put me almost all the way through medical school.
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Jenna: My boyfriend was supposed to pick me up after that shoot, so I called him and I was like "OJ, where are you?" And he was like, "Wait, you're alive? Then who did I kill?"
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Liz: You know who else was married? Ted Bundy!
Criss: I don't think so Liz.
Liz: Really? He's so handsome.
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Tracy: I need a nap. Dot Com, tell us your most interesting story.
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Dot Com: Have you read any of these movie scripts yet?
Tracy: Yeah, I read the one about a handsome genius who lied to two idiots about reading scripts.
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Liz: His name is Black Dennis? That is racist!
Dennis: Yeah right Liz, the guy with the Black son's racist.
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Dennis: You remember Megan Duffy, maiden name Duffy, hopefully no relation.
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