30 Rock Season 7 Episode 7: "Mazel Tov Dummies!" Quotes
Mazel tov, dummies. Liz you're Jewish right?Dennis
I coined the phrase "You wish, pal!"Jack
Two thousand dollars Jack? I've stolen more than that from my cleaning lady's purse.Jenna
The money I've made off your health problems has put me almost all the way through medical school.Dr. Spaceman
My boyfriend was supposed to pick me up after that shoot, so I called him and I was like "OJ, where are you?" And he was like, "Wait, you're alive? Then who did I kill?"Jenna
Liz: You know who else was married? Ted Bundy!
Criss: I don't think so Liz.
Liz: Really? He's so handsome.
I need a nap. Dot Com, tell us your most interesting story.Tracy
Dot Com: Have you read any of these movie scripts yet?
Tracy: Yeah, I read the one about a handsome genius who lied to two idiots about reading scripts.
Liz: His name is Black Dennis? That is racist!
Dennis: Yeah right Liz, the guy with the Black son's racist.
You remember Megan Duffy, maiden name Duffy, hopefully no relation.Dennis
I don't need scams. I got a great new business selling suicide insurance, and it's going great.Dennis
If it's positive, awesome! We're having a baby. I wanna name it Frisbee. If it's negative, awesome. We're not gonna fight about the name Frisbee, and we get disco fries for breakfast, because we're sad.Criss