30 Rock Season 5 Episode 12: "Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning" Quotes
It was reality TV. It can be good. It can be terrible. It just can't be anything in between.Jack
It was our highest rating since that episode of SVU when the detectives watched American Idol.Jack
First of all, I look weird there because I'm snarting.Liz
Five years ago I saved your show! I rode in here on a white horse that you made me leave in the lobby.Tracy
Liz: Your online romance prank was not funny. I fell in love with you!
Tracy: You wore a yellow hat to that coffee shop.
Someone get a PA to feed me baby food or I will drop a d in the green room.Jenna
Fantastic Jenna. You really brought the song-writing computer's words to life.Jack
Two days ago when people thought of a mudslide they just thought of getting drunk at an Applebee's.Robert DeNiro
Liz: I hope you didn't have plans tonight.
Tracy: No. I wasn't going to buy two blimps and crash them into each other to see what kind of sound they made.
I can talk to animals. Well not talk to 'em. I can take commands from them.Kenneth
Toofer can get us through Black, gay, and nerd controlled neighborhoods.Frank
Let's do it again from the top. I want to get it perfect, because perfection is my middle name. Unclaimed Perfection Baby Boy.Tracy