30 Rock

30 Rock "Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning" Quotes

Jack: It was reality TV. It can be good. It can be terrible. It just can't be anything in between.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: It was our highest rating since that episode of SVU when the detectives watched American Idol.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Liz: First of all, I look weird there because I'm snarting.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: Five years ago I saved your show! I rode in here on a white horse that you made me leave in the lobby.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Your online romance prank was not funny. I fell in love with you!
Tracy: You wore a yellow hat to that coffee shop.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Someone get a PA to feed me baby food or I will drop a d in the green room.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Fantastic Jenna. You really brought the song-writing computer's words to life.
 • Rating: Unrated

Robert DeNiro: Two days ago when people thought of a mudslide they just thought of getting drunk at an Applebee's.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: I hope you didn't have plans tonight.
Tracy: No. I wasn't going to buy two blimps and crash them into each other to see what kind of sound they made.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: I can talk to animals. Well not talk to 'em. I can take commands from them.
 • Rating: Unrated

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