30 Rock

30 Rock "Plan B" Quotes

Devon: I was trapped in a world of wet wipes and rectal thermometers. Then the babies came and life changed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: How was substitute teaching sir?
Pete: Just like Lean On Me, in that a guy who looks like Morgan Freeman swung a bat at me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Devon: This isn't even baby vomit on my jacket. It's mine. All mine.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hank: Jack, we've been waiting almost an hour for this Banks fella. The only explanation I can think of is that he keeps stopping to perform good deeds.
 • Rating: Unrated

Devon: These aren't babies, they're organ farms.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Aaron Sorkin: We make horse buggies; the first Model T just rolled into town.
Liz: We're dinosaurs.
Aaron Sorkin: We don't need two metaphors. That's bad writing, not that it matters.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Aaron Sorkin: I'm Aaron Sorkin. The West Wing, A Few Good Men, The Social Network...
Liz: Studio 60.
Aaron Sorkin: Shut up.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: I tracked him down to an address in Brooklyn. He's on LinkedIn, Lemon. He might as well be dead.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: He's a gay shark, like the actor who played Jaws.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: There is a gay Jack Donaghy. His name is Devon Banks.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

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