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I was trapped in a world of wet wipes and rectal thermometers. Then the babies came and life changed.

Devon

Kenneth: How was substitute teaching sir?
Pete: Just like Lean On Me, in that a guy who looks like Morgan Freeman swung a bat at me.

This isn't even baby vomit on my jacket. It's mine. All mine.

Devon

Jack, we've been waiting almost an hour for this Banks fella. The only explanation I can think of is that he keeps stopping to perform good deeds.

Hank

These aren't babies, they're organ farms.

Devon

Aaron Sorkin: We make horse buggies; the first Model T just rolled into town.
Liz: We're dinosaurs.
Aaron Sorkin: We don't need two metaphors. That's bad writing, not that it matters.

Aaron Sorkin: I'm Aaron Sorkin. The West Wing, A Few Good Men, The Social Network...
Liz: Studio 60.
Aaron Sorkin: Shut up.

I tracked him down to an address in Brooklyn. He's on LinkedIn, Lemon. He might as well be dead.

Jack

He's a gay shark, like the actor who played Jaws.

Jack

There is a gay Jack Donaghy. His name is Devon Banks.

Jack

Last time I taught I was like Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society, by which I mean I got fired.

Pete

I'd like to help but "I'm Afraid My Hands Are Tied"...is the only show anyone's watching on Twinks.

Liz
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30 Rock Season 5 Episode 18 Quotes

I tracked him down to an address in Brooklyn. He's on LinkedIn, Lemon. He might as well be dead.

Jack

I'd like to help but "I'm Afraid My Hands Are Tied"...is the only show anyone's watching on Twinks.

Liz