30 Rock

30 Rock "¡Que Sorpresa!" Quotes

Hank: Call me Hank, or "Hey Idiot" like my wife does.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Jack: Avery and I want the baby's middle name to be Elizabeth, after you.
Liz: Oh Jack, that's so gay balls.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Jack: I can get you into a restaurant where you watch a child play with a bunny, and then you eat the bunny.
Kenneth: Isn't that just Easter?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carmen: What's wrong with you?
Liz: Almost everything.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carmen: Why are you doing this for Jessup? She's a blonde. Don't you know there's a war going on?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: You have me over a barrel. What are you going to do?
Kenneth: Not what my uncle does when he gets a hitch-hiker over a barrel, I'll tell you that.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Pete: We need a button that switches from pornography to basketball immediately. What you have isn't fast enough.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Liz: I am telling everyone here that there is no way I can be pregnant, because I have had my period for the last 61 days.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Hello. Good sweatshirt. How are you sweatshirting this sweatshirt?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Some dude jacked me, and now his sperm is growing in my stomach.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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