30 Rock Season 3 Episode 5: "Reunion" Quotes
One time I laughed at a blind guy eating spaghetti! Sometimes I pee in the shower if I'm really tired! I saw my grandparents making love once and I didn't leave right away!Liz
How come there ain't no Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? I mean they have every race and life form from all over the galaxy but no Puerto Ricans. What's up with that?Tracy
Rich fifty is middle class thirty-eight.Jack
Jack: Hey Lemon, check this out, I just made it up: the three B's: beers, boats, and buds. Doesn't that sound great?
Liz: Are you having a stroke?
Show her the ugly duckling has turned into a vaguely ethnic swan.Jack