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One time I laughed at a blind guy eating spaghetti! Sometimes I pee in the shower if I'm really tired! I saw my grandparents making love once and I didn't leave right away!

Liz

How come there ain't no Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? I mean they have every race and life form from all over the galaxy but no Puerto Ricans. What's up with that?

Tracy

Rich fifty is middle class thirty-eight.

Jack

Jack: Hey Lemon, check this out, I just made it up: the three B's: beers, boats, and buds. Doesn't that sound great?
Liz: Are you having a stroke?

Show her the ugly duckling has turned into a vaguely ethnic swan.

Jack
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30 Rock Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

Jack: Hey Lemon, check this out, I just made it up: the three B's: beers, boats, and buds. Doesn't that sound great?
Liz: Are you having a stroke?

Show her the ugly duckling has turned into a vaguely ethnic swan.

Jack
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